DraftlyCVRoast my resume
Paste your resume. Our AI recruiter gives you an honest score, the real problems, and a specific fix for each one.
Your resume
Minimum ~80 characters. Three free roasts per visitor.
The 10-Point Brutal Resume Audit Rubric
Most career advisors give polite, generic compliments that do nothing to improve interview callback rates. Our AI teardown evaluates your document against the uncompromising standards of elite tech, finance, and enterprise recruiters.
1. The 6-Second Recruiter Skim Test
Talent screeners glance at your current job title, company name, employment dates, and top two bullets. If they cannot identify your functional seniority within six seconds, your application is passed over.
2. The Task vs. Accomplishment Ratio
Sentences that start with 'Responsible for...', 'Assisted with...', or 'Worked on...' describe duties rather than achievements. We penalize passive chores and reward quantified commercial and technical velocity.
3. Concrete Metric Density
Every professional role should contain numbers: percentages, dollar values, headcount managed, latency reduced, or user bases grown. Bullets lacking numbers are treated as subjective claims.
4. Modern ATS Parseability
We test whether your content extracts cleanly without character corruption, broken tables, nested columns, or hidden formatting that triggers automated ATS parser rejections.
5. Corporate Buzzword Elimination
Vague fluff like 'synergistic visionary', 'hardworking self-starter', or 'dynamic team player' actively degrades candidate credibility. We highlight and eliminate hollow corporate jargon.
6. Google XYZ Formula Enforcement
We evaluate your bullet points against Google's executive standard: 'Accomplished [X], as measured by [Y], by doing [Z]'. Each bullet must clearly state the action, context, and outcome.
Questions
Is the resume roast free?
Yes — three free roasts, no signup and no credit card. You just paste your resume text.
What does the roast actually tell me?
A brutally honest score out of 100, a letter grade, the specific problems holding your resume back, and a concrete fix for each one.
Do you store my resume?
No. The free roast runs on the request and isn't saved to any account.